I’m getting reports of people with an outline plan to take a skinny dip in the fountains in Trafalgar Square.
Apparently, to raise the profile of Carbon Trading, they’re going to paint themselves with some kind of black paint, or black marker pen, and splash about shouting something like “Carbon Trading doesn’t wash !”
Also, in a separate development, people are reported to be hiding their tents in professional-looking wheelie suitcases so they can get through the major train stations without attracting unwanted Police attention.
I believe fold-up suit bags have been considered as well, just as if people are travelling in casual clothes but need to change into a suit later.
Great camoflage, people !