LONDON 22:30 – The Man on the Clapham Omnibus reacted strongly to a chickpea curry he ate at lunchtime today. At hand to assist with his sufferings was a comfortably recognisable news sheet.
But all was not as it seemed. This publication was no ordinary newspaper, oh no. This was from a print run far, far away, way into the future, in fact. From 2020, in fact.
It had somehow wormed its way down a wormhole of negatively running time, and landed with a crinkled crumple on the fast-food-remains-encrusted floor of the upper deck of the 77 Bus.
With hindsight, of course, The Man would not have eaten that particular spiced meal, and this World would have set a Carbon Cap in stone, saving the icecaps, and saving us from the fire of Global Warming.
And that newspaper could have fluttered into the consciousness of The Man, and he could have taken A Stand against Climate Change. He could have become Not Stupid.
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